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When a friend asks to borrow your cell phone check for nearby pools

When a friend asks to borrow your cell phone check for nearby pools Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend hits you, even once LEAVE HIM. ( and you didnt request it )

If your boyfriend hits you, even once LEAVE HIM. ( and you didnt request it ) Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are on a roadtrip with your boyfriend and you're hungry Tell him you're hungry

If you are on a roadtrip with your boyfriend and you're hungry Tell him you're hungry Actual Advice Mallard
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Phone low on battery and you're in a dead zone? turn on airplane mode, it prevents the phone from searching for signals and saves battery life

Phone low on battery and you're in a dead zone? turn on airplane mode, it prevents the phone from searching for signals and saves battery life Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife says she is working the night shift at a local restaurant go check your local strip clubs because you may get a free dance

If your wife says she is working the night shift at a local restaurant go check your local strip clubs because you may get a free dance Actual Advice Mallard
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Marry a woman with beautiful eyes Everything else will change, but her eyes will always remain the same

Marry a woman with beautiful eyes Everything else will change, but her eyes will always remain the same Actual Advice Mallard
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If all her friends are sluts she is probably a slut too.

If all her friends are sluts she is probably a slut too. Actual Advice Mallard
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Visit the Westboro Baptist Church website with AdBlock on They get no ad revenue and it costs them hosting

Visit the Westboro Baptist Church website with AdBlock on They get no ad revenue and it costs them hosting Actual Advice Mallard
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having no friends is better than having bad friends

having no friends is better than having bad friends Actual Advice Mallard
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Wait to donate Blood expires in 4 weeks, and there's a 6 week waiting period. The red cross frequently has a blood shortage about 4 weeks after a public tragedy

Wait to donate Blood expires in 4 weeks, and there's a 6 week waiting period. The red cross frequently has a blood shortage about 4 weeks after a public tragedy Actual Advice Mallard
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