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If your girlfriend/boyfriend is a bitch/douche who inspires you to make Scumbag Stacey/steve memes about her/his behaviour Get rid of the bitch/douche and find someone better instead of whining about it on reddit

If your girlfriend/boyfriend is a bitch/douche who inspires you to make Scumbag Stacey/steve memes about her/his behaviour Get rid of the bitch/douche and find someone better instead of whining about it on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If your parents love you,don't complain about your partner to them, your parents will hate them.

If your parents love you,don't complain about your partner to them, your parents will hate them.  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop smoking You'll have more stamina & she'll be the one panting afterward

Stop smoking You'll have more stamina & she'll be the one panting afterward  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're watching cartoons don't expect everything to make sense

if you're watching cartoons don't expect everything to make sense  Actual Advice Mallard

If your dealer is selling $5 joints it's shake

If your dealer is selling $5 joints it's shake  Actual Advice Mallard

Many grocery stores sell gift cards that can only be spent on food. Perfect for donating to the homeless.

Many grocery stores sell gift cards that can only be spent on food. Perfect for donating to the homeless.   Actual Advice Mallard

Not everything people post on the internet is true

Not everything people post on the internet is true  Actual Advice Mallard

If you just got out of a relationship don't get into another one until you can talk about your ex without getting bitter

If you just got out of a relationship don't get into another one until you can talk about your ex without getting bitter  Actual Advice Mallard

If something takes less than 2 minutes to do Do it immediately

If something takes less than 2 minutes to do Do it immediately   Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't wake up in the morning put your alarm clock on the other side of the room

If you can't wake up in the morning put your alarm clock on the other side of the room  Actual Advice Mallard
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