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Don't Lie It will come back and bite you in the ass

Don't Lie It will come back and bite you in the ass   Actual Advice Mallard

When someone offers you gum Take it. Always.

When someone offers you gum Take it. Always.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you and your significant other never fight it's because one of you is holding back how you really feel

If you and your significant other never fight it's because one of you is holding back how you really feel  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever get into an argument with a religious person, remain civil It is the only way that they will give you any credibility

If you ever get into an argument with a religious person, remain civil It is the only way that they will give you any credibility  Actual Advice Mallard

always be kind to your baristas they could give you decaf and you could never prove it

always be kind to your baristas they could give you decaf and you could never prove it  Actual Advice Mallard

When a blizzard is coming, buy your alcohol before it starts.

When a blizzard is coming, buy your alcohol before it starts.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't fake a post for karma redditors will find out

Don't fake a post for karma redditors will find out  Actual Advice Mallard

If you know someone that is trying to quit smoking Do not ask them about how quitting is going

If you know someone that is trying to quit smoking Do not ask them about how quitting is going  Actual Advice Mallard

your 3 year old keeps asking for soda or coke at dinner? pour a bit of salt in the soda. they'll never want it again

your 3 year old keeps asking for soda or coke at dinner? pour a bit of salt in the soda. they'll never want it again  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want a mature, lasting relationship don't base your expectations off of disney movies

if you want a mature, lasting relationship don't base your expectations off of disney movies  Actual Advice Mallard
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