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if you use your dslr camera in auto mode you wasted your money

if you use your dslr camera in auto mode you wasted your money  Actual Advice Mallard

Have sex with us

 Have sex with us  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont take advice from ducks on the internet

Dont take advice from ducks on the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

when your girlfriend tells you that her grandmother died say something more than just "that sucks"

when your girlfriend tells you that her grandmother died say something more than just

When visiting someone's home, always accept the offer of a beverage It allows them to be hospitable and gives everyone something to do

When visiting someone's home, always accept the offer of a beverage It allows them to be hospitable and gives everyone something to do  Actual Advice Mallard

After facebook messaging a girl for a while tell her that you have to get off facebook but that she can text you 75% of the time she'll give you her number

After facebook messaging a girl for a while tell her that you have to get off facebook but that she can text you 75% of the time she'll give you her number  Actual Advice Mallard

Get a haircut the day before you get your drivers license You will always be able to show what you want to the hairdresser

Get a haircut the day before you get your drivers license You will always be able to show what you want to the hairdresser  Actual Advice Mallard

Look at your hand and count your fingers as much as you can during the day and before you sleep This habit will carry on into your dreams and when you realize your hands are abnormal looking you will become lucid. Enjoy!

Look at your hand and count your fingers as much as you can during the day and before you sleep This habit will carry on into your dreams and when you realize your hands are abnormal looking you will become lucid. Enjoy!  Actual Advice Mallard

Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before work/school you'll start to genuinely feel happier

Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before work/school you'll start to genuinely feel happier  Actual Advice Mallard

Be sure to shower before you go on a date girls like guys that smell nice

Be sure to shower before you go on a date girls like guys that smell nice  Actual Advice Mallard
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