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if you have to look close to see it It's not a mustache

if you have to look close to see it It's not a mustache   Actual Advice Mallard

never miss class

never miss class  Actual Advice Mallard

When you get a stomach ache try pooping

When you get a stomach ache try pooping  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't show up to eat 5 minutes before a place closes Some cooks like to mess with your food out of rage and you will never be able to tell whAT they did

Don't show up to eat 5 minutes before a place closes Some cooks like to mess with your food out of rage and you will never be able to tell whAT they did  Actual Advice Mallard

Out of condoms? Try a Dorito's bag

Out of condoms? Try a Dorito's bag  Actual Advice Mallard

mother's day is this upcoming sunday

mother's day is this upcoming sunday  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're buying something online read some of the positive reviews, but read all of the negative ones

If you're buying something online read some of the positive reviews, but read all of the negative ones  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to get around a news site's paywall? Switch to private browsing mode

Need to get around a news site's paywall? Switch to private browsing mode  Actual Advice Mallard

Only adopt a dog If you are committed to taking care of it for it's lifetime. Dogs are not things, they are living, breathing, feeling creatures that will love you unconditionally till they die

Only adopt a dog If you are committed to taking care of it for it's lifetime. Dogs are not things, they are living, breathing, feeling creatures that will love you unconditionally till they die  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're a teenager on reddit dont tell anyone

if you're a teenager on reddit dont tell anyone  Actual Advice Mallard
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