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religion is like a penis it's okay to have one and it's ok to be be proud of it but don't wave it around everywhere and don't shove it down children's throats

religion is like a penis it's okay to have one and it's ok to be be proud of it but don't wave it around everywhere and don't shove it down children's throats Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a spider problem but don't want to use chemicals in your home? Spray pepermint oil on your baseboards. It won't kill them but it will drive them out

Have a spider problem but don't want to use chemicals in your home? Spray pepermint oil on your baseboards. It won't kill them but it will drive them out Actual Advice Mallard
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When playing LoL Assume everyone is stupid and will make a bad decision

When playing LoL Assume everyone is stupid and will make a bad decision Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel disappointed in this generation Become a leader and inspire the next generation

If you feel disappointed in this generation Become a leader and inspire the next generation Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a saw It's great for making planks shorter

Use a saw It's great for making planks shorter Actual Advice Mallard
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If your government does not serve the people stop voting for politicians who serve the government

If your government does not serve the people stop voting for politicians who serve the government Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't kill jumping spiders you find in your house. They're a predatory species that will often go out of their way to kill other more dangerous spiders. They also have the highest intelligence in the spider kingdom.

Don't kill jumping spiders you find in your house. They're a predatory species that will often go out of their way to kill other more dangerous spiders. They also have the highest intelligence in the spider kingdom. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wash your beard with Head & Shoulders + Conditioner It will keep your beard soft and the skin underneath it moisturized

Wash your beard with Head & Shoulders + Conditioner It will keep your beard soft and the skin underneath it moisturized Actual Advice Mallard
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if the person your following ever makes four right turns They most likely spotted you, you should drop back for a while.

if the person your following ever makes four right turns They most likely spotted you, you should drop back for a while. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are ever forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine. Type your PIN number in backwards It still allows you to pull out money but notifies the police as well

If you are ever forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine. Type your PIN number in backwards It still allows you to pull out money but notifies the police as well Actual Advice Mallard
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