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the bartender doesn't want to date you

the bartender doesn't want to date you  Actual Advice Mallard

Almost done with your Nutella? Fill the jar with ice cream.

Almost done with your Nutella? Fill the jar with ice cream.  Actual Advice Mallard

Enemy team starts arguing? Don't stop them. Arguing lowers their morale and concentration.

Enemy team starts arguing? Don't stop them. Arguing lowers their morale and concentration.  Actual Advice Mallard

When texting someone you like use proper spelling and grammar, they will notice.

When texting someone you like use proper spelling and grammar, they will notice.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you post a Scumbag Stacy Meme Break up with her and move on with your life.

If you post a Scumbag Stacy Meme Break up with her and move on with your life.  Actual Advice Mallard

On "dinner & a movie" date night, watch movie first Gives you something to talk about during dinner, and the movie is cheaper in case you need to bail halfway through

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If you cant sleep Read a book and drink something, but DONT go on reddit

If you cant sleep Read a book and drink something, but DONT go on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have trouble getting up in the morning put your alarm clock somewhere far enough away so that you have to get out of bed to turn it off

If you have trouble getting up in the morning put your alarm clock somewhere far enough away so that you have to get out of bed to turn it off  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a tip provide good service

If you want a tip provide good service  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't defend LGBT people and then say 'if that's the lifestyle you want to live'

Don't defend LGBT people and then say 'if that's the lifestyle you want to live'  Actual Advice Mallard
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