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by peeing and brushing your teeth in the shower you can save 15.5 litres of water daily

by peeing and brushing your teeth in the shower you can save 15.5 litres of water daily Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of an awkward boner quickly Flex your quadriceps as hard as you can, blood should flow into your thighs and you will become flaccid

Want to get rid of an awkward boner quickly Flex your quadriceps as hard as you can, blood should flow into your thighs and you will become flaccid Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are being choked to death pretend to pass out before you actually do

If you are being choked to death pretend to pass out before you actually do Actual Advice Mallard
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when you get hired by a big company Tell your family and friends, but don't post it to reddit

when you get hired by a big company Tell your family and friends, but don't post it to reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of calling someone a noob and treating them like shit... ...teach them to play better so they can be a useful member of the team

Instead of calling someone a noob and treating them like shit... ...teach them to play better so they can be a useful member of the team Actual Advice Mallard
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If you scratch a CD/DVD/BR Put it in the freezer for 10 minutes, let it sit, wipe, fixed

If you scratch a CD/DVD/BR Put it in the freezer for 10 minutes, let it sit, wipe, fixed Actual Advice Mallard
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Always go to your professor's office hours They will remember you and probably give you a better grade

Always go to your professor's office hours They will remember you and probably give you a better grade Actual Advice Mallard
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never steal a man's girlfriend if she'll cheat on him, she'll cheat on you

never steal a man's girlfriend if she'll cheat on him, she'll cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont take pride in how you can eat a whole pizza without gaining weight when you grow older your metabolism will change, but your habits won't

Dont take pride in how you can eat a whole pizza without gaining weight when you grow older your metabolism will change, but your habits won't Actual Advice Mallard
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want to have a good party? make genuine friends and your party will be awesome no matter who shows up

want to have a good party? make genuine friends and your party will be awesome no matter who shows up Actual Advice Mallard
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