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Over-sleeping can feel a lot like under-sleeping If you get 8+ hours of sleep and still feel tired, try a week of getting 6 hour nights and see how you feel

Over-sleeping can feel a lot like under-sleeping If you get 8+ hours of sleep and still feel tired, try a week of getting 6 hour nights and see how you feel Actual Advice Mallard
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Getting friendzoned? Eat her kids and rape her

Getting friendzoned? Eat her kids and rape her Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're upset that you've never had a girl/boyfriend make positive changes to your life and put some effort into it. you will find someone.

If you're upset that you've never had a girl/boyfriend make positive changes to your life and put some effort into it. you will find someone. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you have a full cart of groceries and someone comes up behind you with one item Let them go ahead of you

When you have a full cart of groceries and someone comes up behind you with one item Let them go ahead of you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a boner in public flex your bicep as hard as you can The blood will go from your schmuck to the flexed bicep helping you avoid a really awkward situation

If you have a boner in public flex your bicep as hard as you can The blood will go from your schmuck to the flexed bicep helping you avoid a really awkward situation Actual Advice Mallard
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when in doubt shit before you shower

when in doubt shit before you shower Actual Advice Mallard
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You will meet hundreds of people in your lifetime No matter how generous and nice you are, not all of them will be your friend

You will meet hundreds of people in your lifetime No matter how generous and nice you are, not all of them will be your friend Actual Advice Mallard
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lock

lock Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go on /r/wtf right now

Don't go on /r/wtf right now Actual Advice Mallard
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Remember their birthday and your anniversary because you actually give a shit

Remember their birthday and your anniversary because you actually give a shit Actual Advice Mallard
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