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if you win any sizable amount in tonight's $600 million jackpot don't tell reddit and take it quietly to a redemption center ASAP. human nature can be greedy.

if you win any sizable amount in tonight's $600 million jackpot don't tell reddit and take it quietly to a redemption center ASAP. human nature can be greedy. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you forget someones first name Ask them for their name and when they tell you their name say "No, your last name". It's much more socially acceptable to forget a last name.

If you forget someones first name Ask them for their name and when they tell you their name say
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If you like a post enough to comment on it Remember to upvote the original post so your comment has more visibility.

If you like a post enough to comment on it Remember to upvote the original post so your comment has more visibility. Actual Advice Mallard
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Going on a long vacation? Freeze a dinner so that no one has to cook the day you get back home

Going on a long vacation? Freeze a dinner so that no one has to cook the day you get back home Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear a condom it doesn't matter what she says. wear a freaking condom.

Wear a condom it doesn't matter what she says. wear a freaking condom. Actual Advice Mallard
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Early is on time On time is late

Early is on time On time is late Actual Advice Mallard
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Start drinking early on your day off That way you have a legit excuse if they try to call you in

Start drinking early on your day off That way you have a legit excuse if they try to call you in Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're ordered to drink until you're sick quit. It can kill you and good fraternities won't make you do that.

if you're ordered to drink until you're sick quit. It can kill you and good fraternities won't make you do that. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never give a dealer your money until you see the weed in front of you about to be in your hand

Never give a dealer your money until you see the weed in front of you about to be in your hand Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't do it.

Don't do it. Actual Advice Mallard
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