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Want to surprise her on Valentine's day? Send her flowers the day before, she won't be expecting it.

Want to surprise her on Valentine's day? Send her flowers the day before, she won't be expecting it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Focus on what you can add to your diet like getting 5-9 servings of fruit/veggies a day instead of focusing on what you should take away

Focus on what you can add to your diet like getting 5-9 servings of fruit/veggies a day instead of focusing on what you should take away Actual Advice Mallard
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open the car door for your date it makes you look chivalrous and gives you a chance to fart before getting in the car

open the car door for your date it makes you look chivalrous and gives you a chance to fart before getting in the car Actual Advice Mallard
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going to the city? Make a fake wallet to throw at potential muggers

going to the city? Make a fake wallet to throw at potential muggers Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat bananas when you're sad, It releases dopamine also bananas taste fucking amazing, which'll make you happy anyways

Eat bananas when you're sad, It releases dopamine also bananas taste fucking amazing, which'll make you happy anyways Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend hits you Stop being a such a bitch and maybe next time you wont get what you got coming to you

If your boyfriend hits you Stop being a such a bitch and maybe next time you wont get what you got coming to you Actual Advice Mallard
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Use "we" and "us" properly to avoid looking like an idiot

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Buy a house near a hospital, your power will be restored sooner after a storm

Buy a house near a hospital, your power will be restored sooner after a storm Actual Advice Mallard
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don't look at your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's pictures on facebook no good ever comes of it

don't look at your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's pictures on facebook no good ever comes of it Actual Advice Mallard
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When somebody offers you gum, take it Your breath probably smells bad

When somebody offers you gum, take it Your breath probably smells bad Actual Advice Mallard
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