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Don't go to KFC

Don't  go to KFC  Actual Advice Mallard

Online dating is like shopping Never go shopping when your "hungry". Take care of business first

Online dating is like shopping  Never go shopping when your

If you wanna save your marriage get off the damn computer and talk

If you wanna save your marriage  get off the damn computer and talk  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure content on reddit isn't a repost before you post it To check this copy and paste the url in reddits search bar

Make sure content on reddit isn't a repost before you post it To check this copy and paste the url in reddits search bar  Actual Advice Mallard

Every day above ground Is a good day

Every day above ground Is a good day  Actual Advice Mallard

Save a copy of your work on every hour after 2am, and compare it to last hours work if you can barely tell the difference - get some sleep and come back in the morning!

Save a copy of your work on every hour after 2am, and compare it to last hours work if you can barely tell the difference - get some sleep and come back in the morning!  Actual Advice Mallard

Women: When shopping at the mall... go to the men's section to get checked out quicker

Women: When shopping at the mall... go to the men's section to get checked out quicker  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to keep your cookies soft put them in a container and throw a slice of bread in there

If you want to keep your cookies soft put them in a container and throw a slice of bread in there  Actual Advice Mallard

if the relationship didn't work out the first time it probably won't work out the second time...or the third time...or the hundredth time.

if the relationship didn't work out the first time it probably won't work out the second time...or the third time...or the hundredth time.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want people to watch your video turn it into a gif nobody clicks videos on reddit

If you want people to watch your video turn it into a gif
nobody clicks videos on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard
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