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if you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester she won't treat you like a king if you marry her

if you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester she won't treat you like a king if you marry her  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're making a duck or bear meme post it in r/ducksandbears

If you're making a duck or bear meme post it in r/ducksandbears  Actual Advice Mallard

If friends or family ask for computer help Play dumb

If friends or family ask for computer help Play dumb  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make people stop using internet explorer? Install chrome and change the icon and name to internet explorer

Want to make people stop using internet explorer? Install chrome and change the icon and name to internet explorer  Actual Advice Mallard

If you run out of properly themed wrapping paper turn the paper over and you'll have white wrapping paper

If you run out of properly themed wrapping paper turn the paper over and you'll have white wrapping paper  Actual Advice Mallard

When getting a hotel room with your significant other Get the 2 Queen beds. One to have sex on, and a clean bed to sleep in.

When getting a hotel room with your significant other Get the 2 Queen beds. One to have sex on, and a clean bed to sleep in.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your post involves sarcasm, make it clear. Redditors won't give you the benefit of the doubt. They'll Tear you to bits.

If your post involves sarcasm, make it clear. Redditors won't give you the benefit of the doubt. They'll Tear you to bits.  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU'RE UPLOADING A SHORT VIDEO TO REDDIT PUT THE LENGTH OF THE VIDEO IN THE TITLE

IF YOU'RE UPLOADING A SHORT VIDEO TO REDDIT PUT THE LENGTH OF THE VIDEO IN THE TITLE  Actual Advice Mallard

if you drop your phone into water, put it in rice overnight this will attract asian people who will repair your phone

if you drop your phone into water, put it in rice overnight this will attract asian people who will repair your phone  Actual Advice Mallard

When Jehovah's Witness comes to your door be nice to them and maybe offer them something to drink. They are people too.

When Jehovah's Witness comes to your door be nice to them and maybe offer them something to drink. They are people too.  Actual Advice Mallard
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