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tell your girl to make a fist with her left hand, squeezing her thumb no gag reflex

tell your girl to make a fist with her left hand, squeezing her thumb no gag reflex  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're still trying to impress your friends They aren't really your friends

If you're still trying to impress your friends They aren't really your friends  Actual Advice Mallard

When making a PB&J for later Put peanut butter on both sides to prevent the jelly from soaking through your bread.

When making a PB&J for later Put peanut butter on both sides to prevent the jelly from soaking through your bread.  Actual Advice Mallard

Get back to work

 Get back to work  Actual Advice Mallard

want easy karma? Complain about recent trends

want easy karma? Complain about recent trends   Actual Advice Mallard

When you are broke don't buy shit

When you are broke don't buy shit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want guys looking at your butt Don't buy sweatpants with words there

If you don't want guys looking at your butt Don't buy sweatpants with words there  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to relive the favorite parts of your childhood They will not be the same and you will be disappointed

Don't try to relive the favorite parts of your childhood They will not be the same and you will be disappointed  Actual Advice Mallard

Wrap a Rubber band around your ligher the added grip will prevent it from sliding out of loose pockets

Wrap a Rubber band  around your ligher the added grip will prevent it from sliding out of loose pockets  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make friends and meet girls, stop hanging out on r/foreveralone.

If you want to make friends and meet girls, stop hanging out on r/foreveralone.  Actual Advice Mallard
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