Actual Advice Mallard

Knock on his room door before entering he is probably masturbating

Knock on his room door before entering he is probably masturbating    Actual Advice Mallard

pay attention to how your girlfriend treats her family eventually, that's how she'll treat you

pay attention to how your girlfriend treats her family eventually, that's how she'll treat you  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't lay your cigar or cigarette on the grass we spray a lot of chemicals on the grass that could end up in whatever you're smoking

Don't lay your cigar or cigarette on the grass we spray a lot of chemicals on the grass that could end up in whatever you're smoking  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't drink and drive Take Lsd and teleport

Don't drink and drive Take Lsd and teleport  Actual Advice Mallard

buy tons of the same type of socks that way you don't have to deal with matching them when the laundry's done

buy tons of the same type of socks that way you don't have to deal with matching them when the laundry's done   Actual Advice Mallard

If you view reddit from different devices Give a post a vote to remember if you already viewed it

If you view reddit from different devices Give a post a vote to remember if you already viewed it  Actual Advice Mallard

enjoy life while you're young because you may never be old

enjoy life while you're young because you may never be old  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to sell your bike on craigslist quickly List it on a beautiful day

If you want to sell your bike on craigslist quickly List it on a beautiful day  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a NIGGER problem? Poison the supplies at your local KFC

Have a NIGGER problem? Poison the supplies at your local KFC  Actual Advice Mallard

Being an adult doesn't automatically make you a responsible person you have to choose to be the person you want to be

Being an adult doesn't automatically make you a responsible person you have to choose to be the person you want to be  Actual Advice Mallard
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