Actual Advice Mallard

Until you've confirmed you're dating, do not get emotionally attached Remember that they can walk away and expect you not to care

Until you've confirmed you're dating, do not get emotionally attached Remember that they can walk away and expect you not to care  Actual Advice Mallard

Even if your friend says it's totally cool if you date his ex-girlfriend. It's actually not cool.

Even if your friend says it's totally cool if you date his ex-girlfriend.  It's actually not cool.    Actual Advice Mallard

Having a penis does not make you a lover any more than having a piano makes you a pianist

Having a penis does not make you a lover any more than having a piano makes you a pianist  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trapped on a highway and can't get to shelter during a tornado get out of your car and lay in a ditch. don't hide under an overpass.

If you're trapped on a highway and can't get to shelter during a tornado get out of your car and lay in a ditch. don't hide under an overpass.  Actual Advice Mallard

want to secretly help child abuse victims? Don't create a viral video detailing how you do it.

want to secretly help child abuse victims? Don't create a viral video detailing how you do it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you continuously lose your matches It's probably your fault

If you continuously lose your matches  It's probably your fault  Actual Advice Mallard

No rational, reasonable person at the end of their life will ever say I wish I had spent more time on reddit

No rational, reasonable person at the end of their life will ever say I wish I had spent more time on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're on a date and want to pay for the food wait for the girl to go to the toilet and pay before she gets back

If you're on a date and want to pay for the food wait for the girl to go to the toilet and pay before she gets back  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont reward yourself for working out

Dont reward yourself for working out  Actual Advice Mallard

Imgur link not working? try adding .png to the end

Imgur link not working? try adding .png to the end  Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!