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Pregnant? Abort it

Pregnant? Abort it  Actual Advice Mallard

Drive extra careful at the end of the month The popo be trying to meet quota

Drive extra careful at the end of the month The popo be trying to meet quota  Actual Advice Mallard

hitting the snooze button every ten minutes does not improve your quality of sleep get the fuck up

hitting the snooze button every ten minutes does not improve your quality of sleep get the fuck up  Actual Advice Mallard

If your first instinct on something is "This is a bad idea" Then it is probably a bad idea and you shouldn't do it

If your first instinct on something is

short sighted and lost your glasses? use the camera function on your phone to focus for you and help relocate them (assuming they are not on your head)

short sighted and lost your glasses? use the camera function on your phone to focus for you and help relocate them (assuming they are not on your head)  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want lots of karma take a picture of your pet and tell reddit that you just saved it from a kill shelter

If you want lots of karma take a picture of your pet and tell reddit that you just saved it from a kill shelter  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to fix your SO they aren't broken, and they won't want to change...even for you. if you can't handle them the way they are, then leave.

Don't try to fix your SO they aren't broken, and they won't want to change...even for you. if you can't handle them the way they are, then leave.  Actual Advice Mallard

To make buying RS cards less awkward in stores Purchase the membership card with a "Happy birthday cousin/brother" card

To make buying RS cards less awkward in stores Purchase the membership card with a

if your last few exes were terrible people you might want to look at what kind of people you are attracted to.

if your last few exes were terrible people you might want to look at what kind of people you are attracted to.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to lose weight, don't weigh yourself everyday Pick a day once a week and you'll be happier with the progress you see

If you're trying to lose weight, don't weigh yourself everyday Pick a day once a week and you'll be happier with the progress you see  Actual Advice Mallard
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