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Setting an alarm Saturday morning makes the weekend feel longer

Setting an alarm Saturday morning makes the weekend feel longer Actual Advice Mallard
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Next time you are having a hard time taking a crap Put a footstool under your feet so your knees are elevated. This will open a pinched digestive tract.

Next time you are having a hard time taking a crap Put a footstool under your feet so your knees are elevated. This will open a pinched digestive tract. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be judgmental about what your kids do If you are, they won't feel comfortable talking to you about anything

Don't be judgmental about what your kids do If you are, they won't feel comfortable talking to you about anything Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever its raining don't use your Cruise Control It can cause you to hydroplane if your tires slip

Whenever its raining don't use your Cruise Control It can cause you to hydroplane if your tires slip Actual Advice Mallard
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When potty training boys, put Cheerios in the toilet. You can turn it into a game and tell them to aim for them. By turning it into a game it will help them learn much faster.

When potty training boys, put Cheerios in the toilet. You can turn it into a game and tell them to aim for them. By turning it into a game it will help them learn much faster. Actual Advice Mallard
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Look at scumbag stacy memes every now and then If your current girlfriend exhibits any of these traits, run.

Look at scumbag stacy memes every now and then If your current girlfriend exhibits any of these traits, run. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of receiving credit card offers in the mail? Call (888) 567-8688 or go to optoutprescreen.com

Tired of receiving credit card offers in the mail? Call (888) 567-8688 or go to optoutprescreen.com Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU DIDN'T SEE LAST NIGHTS EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STAY OFF THE INTERNET

IF YOU DIDN'T SEE LAST NIGHTS EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STAY OFF THE INTERNET Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to get into a new relationship make sure you end your current one and truly get over it first

if you want to get into a new relationship make sure you end your current one and truly get over it first Actual Advice Mallard
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if you only have one towel, dry your face and hair before your balls

if you only have one towel, dry your face and hair before your balls Actual Advice Mallard
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