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If you're a hot girl don't shop-lift All security guys do is watch you

If you're a hot girl don't                           shop-lift All security guys do is watch you  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't buy mcdonald's or fast food in general

Don't buy mcdonald's or fast food in general  Actual Advice Mallard

Can you please Pass the ketchup

Can you please  Pass the ketchup   Actual Advice Mallard

posting how much you love her on facebook won't make her love you more

posting how much you love her on facebook won't make her love you more  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to avoid getting your picture taken for a yearbook candid? Try flipping off the camera

Want to avoid getting your picture taken for a yearbook candid? Try flipping off the camera  Actual Advice Mallard

Memorize a friend's phone number If you end up in jail you won't have to call your parents to bail you out

Memorize a friend's phone number If you end up in jail you won't have to call your parents to bail you out  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are enrolled in college don't fuck around. go to class, do the work, make your time there worth while.

If you are enrolled in college don't fuck around. go to class, do the work, make your time there worth while.  Actual Advice Mallard

going through a breakup? deactivate your facebook for a while to avoid unnecessary drama

going through a breakup? deactivate your facebook for a while to avoid unnecessary drama   Actual Advice Mallard

when proofreading, read out loud to yourself your mouth will catch errors that your mind might glance over

when proofreading, read out loud to yourself your mouth will  catch errors that your mind might glance over  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are building a resume Keep it short and to the point

If you are building a resume Keep it short and to the point  Actual Advice Mallard
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