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If you want that ring stop spending all his money

If you want that ring stop spending all his money Actual Advice Mallard
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Got a pistachio shell that's still closed? Stick another shell half in and twist to pry it open.

Got a pistachio shell that's still closed? Stick another shell half in and twist to pry it open. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you compliment your employees efforts They will want to work harder and give you more respect

If you compliment your employees efforts They will want to work harder and give you more respect Actual Advice Mallard
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Food too spicy? eat a banana or drink milk

Food too spicy? eat a banana or drink milk Actual Advice Mallard
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Know you're going to be having sex? Wash your balls with conditioner, she'll appreciate it when shes going down on you.

Know you're going to be having sex? Wash your balls with conditioner, she'll appreciate it when shes going down on you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Does your dog or cat scratch at their neck a lot? Take off their collar when they are indoors to give their skin a break

Does your dog or cat scratch at their neck a lot? Take off their collar when they are indoors to give their skin a break Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post screenshots from your own facebook or twitter page, even if you block personal info. It's easy to google the status/tweet and find out who said it.

Don't post screenshots from your own facebook or twitter page, even if you block personal info. It's easy to google the status/tweet and find out who said it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Discover footprints leading from the forest to your farm but none leading back? Leave

Discover footprints leading from the forest to your farm but none leading back? Leave Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are tired of seeing reposts you should probably spend less time on reddit

if you are tired of seeing reposts you should probably spend less time on reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't agree with what atheists think You should unsubscribe from /r/atheism

If you don't agree with what atheists think You should unsubscribe from /r/atheism Actual Advice Mallard
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