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Sick of ducks telling you what to do? Stop upvoting them.

Sick of ducks telling you what to do? Stop upvoting them. Actual Advice Mallard
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getting married? sign a prenup. it's unromantic, but with divorce rates as high as they are, you can't take chances.

getting married? sign a prenup. it's unromantic, but with divorce rates as high as they are, you can't take chances. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want a mature, lasting relationship don't base your expectations off of 80's movies

if you want a mature, lasting relationship don't base your expectations off of 80's movies Actual Advice Mallard
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no matter how great the sex is, or how long you've known each other, or how long you've had feelings for one another, or how much her family likes you if she's treating you crappy and making you miserable, it's not worth staying in the relationship

no matter how great the sex is, or how long you've known each other, or how long you've had feelings for one another, or how much her family likes you if she's treating you crappy and making you miserable, it's not worth staying in the relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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it's ok to like anime but don't pepper your conversations with broken japanese. it just makes you look like an idiot...and makes people think badly of anime fans in general

it's ok to like anime but don't pepper your conversations with broken japanese. it just makes you look like an idiot...and makes people think badly of anime fans in general Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want a mature, lasting relationship don't base your expectations off of fairy tales

if you want a mature, lasting relationship don't base your expectations off of fairy tales Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use oil-based lubricants with condoms they will eat away at the latex

Don't use oil-based lubricants with condoms they will eat away at the latex Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to be heard shitting in a public restroom Flush as the shit hits the water

If you don't want to be heard shitting in a public restroom Flush as the shit hits the water Actual Advice Mallard
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if you leave women subtle hints We won't get it either

if you leave women subtle hints We won't get it either Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife or girlfriend has yoga pants get an infrared camera

If your wife or girlfriend has yoga pants get an infrared camera Actual Advice Mallard
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