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Legalize and tax space exploration use the profits for marijuana

Legalize and tax space exploration use the profits for marijuana  Actual Advice Mallard

Mother's day is Sunday This is your 2 day warning

Mother's day is Sunday This is your 2 day warning  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get a bad grade on an assignment don't ignore it, even if you're doing well in the class. Ask the teacher if you can make it up somehow; even if he or she won't give out extra credit or allow you to revise the assignment, it shows you care about yo

If you get a bad grade on an assignment don't ignore it, even if you're doing well in the class. Ask the teacher if you can make it up somehow; even if he or she won't give out extra credit or allow you to revise the assignment, it shows you care about yo  Actual Advice Mallard

After a night of drinking have orange juice before bed it helps metabolize the alcohol in your system

After a night of drinking have orange juice before bed it helps metabolize the alcohol in your system  Actual Advice Mallard

The cassette car adapter for an Ipod... Is the most reliable, and cheapest way to play your Ipod through your car stereo

The cassette car adapter for an Ipod... Is the most reliable, and cheapest way to play your Ipod through your car stereo  Actual Advice Mallard

want to park somewhere illegally for the night? leave a note saying you lost your keys

want to park somewhere illegally for the night? leave a note saying you lost your keys  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of deleting every single letter press ctrl+backspace to delete whole words

Instead of deleting every single letter  press ctrl+backspace to delete whole words  Actual Advice Mallard

When Elementary Students begin obsessing over mustaches, wear ironic tees and say words like "boss" It's no longer cool

When Elementary Students begin obsessing over mustaches, wear ironic tees and say words like

If you suspect your neighbors of kidnapping someone Report them as growing marijuana. That way they'll send in the SWAT team and knock their door down.

If you suspect your neighbors of kidnapping someone Report them as growing marijuana. That way they'll send in the SWAT team and knock their door down.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get brainfreeze Put your tongue on the roof of your mouth

If you get brainfreeze Put your tongue on the roof of your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard
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