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If there is a woman you want to have sex with and you are doing favors for her that you wouldn't do for one of your male friends you are basically forcing yourself into the friend zone

If there is a woman you want to have sex with and you are doing favors for her that you wouldn't do for one of your male friends you are basically forcing yourself into the friend zone Actual Advice Mallard
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Onions are extremely toxic to dogs they can cause blood vessels to explode, anal bleeding and other nasty things that can lead to death

Onions are extremely toxic to dogs they can cause blood vessels to explode, anal bleeding and other nasty things that can lead to death Actual Advice Mallard
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if every single one of your exes was "crazy," "a gold-digger," "a whore," "a bitch," "a jerk," "a cunt," etc. keep in mind who the common denominator for all these dysfunctional relationships is

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drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have prevent hangover

drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have prevent hangover Actual Advice Mallard
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your ex is your ex for a reason. think about that before making the choice to get back together with him/her.

your ex is your ex for a reason. think about that before making the choice to get back together with him/her. Actual Advice Mallard
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do the dishes because they need to get done not because you're hoping that doing them will get you laid

do the dishes because they need to get done not because you're hoping that doing them will get you laid Actual Advice Mallard
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buy a hottub

buy a hottub Actual Advice Mallard
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When a woman crushes your heart Become selfish. Accomplish your dreams and don't look back.

When a woman crushes your heart Become selfish. Accomplish your dreams and don't look back. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't focus on making the front page Focus on finding and making good content

Don't focus on making the front page Focus on finding and making good content Actual Advice Mallard
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Remember, Jerry: It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Remember, Jerry: It's not a lie, if you believe it. Actual Advice Mallard
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