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Don't put condoms in your wallet The heat and friction damages them overtime

Don't put condoms in your wallet The heat and friction damages them overtime Actual Advice Mallard
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the world succumbs to good intentions period

the world succumbs to good intentions period Actual Advice Mallard
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Have trouble opening pop/beer cans? push down on the closer edge of the tab with your thumb, it will raise the farther side enough to get your finger under it.

Have trouble opening pop/beer cans? push down on the closer edge of the tab with your thumb, it will raise the farther side enough to get your finger under it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're older than eight, are male, and enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic There's nothing the duck can do for you now.

If you're older than eight, are male, and enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic There's nothing the duck can do for you now. Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone compliments on you just say "thanks" humbly, don't disagree or add anything

When someone compliments on you just say
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If you ever have to say "No offense" You're being offensive

If you ever have to say
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Used up all your free articles on paywall news websites like nytimes and latimes? Right click on link "open in incognito mode".

Used up all your free articles on paywall news websites like nytimes and latimes? Right click on link
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Spit your toothpaste in the toilet Your sink won't get clogged and the toilet bowl will smell fresher

Spit your toothpaste in the toilet Your sink won't get clogged and the toilet bowl will smell fresher Actual Advice Mallard
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in the locker room wear a towel. just because you're comfortable being naked doesn't mean everyone else is comfortable with it.

in the locker room wear a towel. just because you're comfortable being naked doesn't mean everyone else is comfortable with it. Actual Advice Mallard
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feeling agitated? nervous? stressed? angry? scared? sad? drink some cold water

feeling agitated? nervous? stressed? angry? scared? sad? drink some cold water Actual Advice Mallard
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