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if you're faced with a plumbing problem suck it up and call a plumber.

if you're faced with a plumbing problem suck it up and call a plumber. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are an ungracious winner you'll always be targeted by sore losers

if you are an ungracious winner you'll always be targeted by sore losers Actual Advice Mallard
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The simplest answer is usually the most correct

The simplest answer is usually the most correct Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're single, don't sit around feeling sorry for yourself and gorging on ben and jerry's get out, go do fun things, pick up hobbies, and take good care of yourself. you might end up in a relationship, and even if you don't, you still have a great time

if you're single, don't sit around feeling sorry for yourself and gorging on ben and jerry's get out, go do fun things, pick up hobbies, and take good care of yourself. you might end up in a relationship, and even if you don't, you still have a great time Actual Advice Mallard
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if your so says he/she wants to take a break from the relationship What they really want is to end the relationship

if your so says he/she wants to take a break from the relationship What they really want is to end the relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel like your partner needs to change for you then you don't really love them

If you feel like your partner needs to change for you then you don't really love them Actual Advice Mallard
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Like a girl? Write her a love song Want to win her heart? Have your black friend walk in and rap a verse

Like a girl? Write her a love song Want to win her heart? Have your black friend walk in and rap a verse Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a stuffy nose and are about to sneeze Don't sneeze through your mouth, grab a tissue and sneeze through your nose. Its your bodies natural excretion method and will clear your sinuses

If you have a stuffy nose and are about to sneeze Don't sneeze through your mouth, grab a tissue and sneeze through your nose. Its your bodies natural excretion method and will clear your sinuses Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't talk to the IRS about tax issues When You're trying to kick tobacco

Don't talk to the IRS about tax issues When You're trying to kick tobacco Actual Advice Mallard
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carry condoms with you it's always better to have them and not need them than to need them and not have them.

carry condoms with you it's always better to have them and not need them than to need them and not have them. Actual Advice Mallard
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