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If your turn signal is blinking much faster than normal One of your directionals is not working, you need to replace a bulb

If your turn signal is blinking much faster than normal One of your directionals is not working, you need to replace a bulb Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't wait until after you're pregnant To find out your man is a "player"

Don't wait until after you're pregnant To find out your man is a
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Think you know it all? Read your old assignments when you also thought you knew it all.

Think you know it all? Read your old assignments when you also thought you knew it all. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your kid says something to you, and you know they know what they are talking about FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM!!!

If your kid says something to you, and you know they know what they are talking about FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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if you own a dvr order hbo and starz for a month, record a ton of movies, then drop your subscription

if you own a dvr order hbo and starz for a month, record a ton of movies, then drop your subscription Actual Advice Mallard
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don't have kids

don't have kids Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't propose to them in a sports stadium The kiss cam might catch you and it would be embarrassing if the said "No"

Don't propose to them in a sports stadium The kiss cam might catch you and it would be embarrassing if the said
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Get in the habit of shitting around 6:30am you'll never have to wake up to an alarm again

Get in the habit of shitting around 6:30am you'll never have to wake up to an alarm again Actual Advice Mallard
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When random guy asks, "Do you really think you can hump 25 miles in a day with a pack during a zombie apocolypse?" Ask for advice and back away slowly

When random guy asks,
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Even it though it zips it still doesn't fit

Even it though it zips it still doesn't fit Actual Advice Mallard
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