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If your buying furniture, a large computer, TV, or other large item at a store Either bring a tape measure and ensure it'll fit in your car, or bring a truck. Few retail workers enjoy spending 20 minutes listening to customers shout that "Of course the 80

If your buying furniture, a large computer, TV, or other large item at a store Either bring a tape measure and ensure it'll fit in your car, or bring a truck. Few retail workers enjoy spending 20 minutes listening to customers shout that
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If you're ordering food for a group of people find out what everyone wants before you walk in The cashiers won't have to wait while you call to find out what everyone wants and the people behind you won't have to wait

If you're ordering food for a group of people find out what everyone wants before you walk in The cashiers won't have to wait while you call to find out what everyone wants and the people behind you won't have to wait Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not take advice from a duck on the internet

Do not take advice from a duck on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're an atheist don't go around telling everyone

if you're an atheist don't go around telling everyone Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are taking a photo of an object you want to sell online Wear clothes

if you are taking a photo of an object you want to sell online Wear clothes Actual Advice Mallard
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After you take a shit clean your ass

After you take a shit clean your ass Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are doing 35mph on the expressway with your flashers on Get off and take the surface streets

If you are doing 35mph on the expressway with your flashers on Get off and take the surface streets Actual Advice Mallard
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don't go to punishtube

don't go to punishtube Actual Advice Mallard
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dry off before you step out of the shower into your bathrooom less water drips onto the floor and the bathroom doesn't feel as cold

dry off before you step out of the shower into your bathrooom less water drips onto the floor and the bathroom doesn't feel as cold Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU DON'T KNOW A QUESTION IN AN EXAM PUT A JOKE THERE INSTEAD. MAKING THE MARKER SMILE COULD PUT THEM ON YOUR SIDE FOR THE REST OF THE PAPER.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW A QUESTION IN AN EXAM PUT A JOKE THERE INSTEAD. MAKING THE MARKER SMILE COULD PUT THEM ON YOUR SIDE FOR THE REST OF THE PAPER. Actual Advice Mallard
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