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If you don't want to be blown up on U.S. soil by a drone strike, don't be a psychopathic, extremist, murderer, with ties to terrorist organizations.

If you don't want to be blown up on U.S. soil by a drone strike, don't be a psychopathic, extremist, murderer, with ties to terrorist organizations. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to be in the sun all day Use sunscreen

If you're going to be in the sun all day Use sunscreen Actual Advice Mallard
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If you call a store and want to skip the pre-recorded messages Hit "0", it redirects you directly to either the front desk or the store operator

If you call a store and want to skip the pre-recorded messages Hit
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Sick of automatic toilets flushing before you're done put a piece of toilet paper over the sensor

Sick of automatic toilets flushing before you're done put a piece of toilet paper over the sensor Actual Advice Mallard
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The four words that can demolish an argument are: "Show me the evidence"

The four words that can demolish an argument are:
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If you are having trouble sleeping there are plenty non-addictive natural supplements for sleeping our there

If you are having trouble sleeping there are plenty non-addictive natural supplements for sleeping our there Actual Advice Mallard
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If approaching women makes you nervous, do it anyway your confidence will eventually build until it becomes second nature

If approaching women makes you nervous, do it anyway your confidence will eventually build until it becomes second nature Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to everyone you meet Anyone could be an evil robot from the future

Be nice to everyone you meet Anyone could be an evil robot from the future Actual Advice Mallard
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If you work your ass off at the beginning of the semester You won't have to worry as much about getting a good grade on finals

If you work your ass off at the beginning of the semester You won't have to worry as much about getting a good grade on finals Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to make your GF want you Just bring up the time you first met

If you want to make your GF want you Just bring up the time you first met Actual Advice Mallard
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