Actual Advice Mallard

If you are complaining about reposts it's time to find a hobby that isn't reddit

If you are complaining about reposts it's time to find a hobby that isn't reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Alternate between lower-body and upper-body on different days at the gym So that the muscle groups have time to rest and recover, preventing injury

Alternate between lower-body and upper-body on different days at the gym So that the muscle groups have time to rest and recover, preventing injury  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to avoid the homeless? Don't join a 24 hour gym.

Want to avoid the homeless? Don't join a 24 hour gym.   Actual Advice Mallard

Good Thing I had This Green Paint Now people will believe anything I say

Good Thing I had This Green Paint Now people will believe anything I say  Actual Advice Mallard

Clean up all your weed before smoking your last bowl

Clean up all your weed before smoking your last bowl  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS  Actual Advice Mallard

god created women to be loved not understood

god created women to be loved not understood  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to throw someone in a pool? Don't, unless they're in a swimsuit and not holding anything.

Want to throw someone in a pool? Don't, unless they're in a swimsuit and not holding anything.  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking about calling your ex to come over late? Go Fap first

Thinking about calling your ex to come over late? Go Fap first  Actual Advice Mallard

Be firm but don't squeeze their hand They may have arthritis and your "Manshake" hurts like hell

Be firm but don't squeeze their hand They may have arthritis and your
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