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Running a red light 2 seconds before it turns green Is still running a red light

Running a red light 2 seconds before it turns green Is still running a red light  Actual Advice Mallard

if a dvd won't let you skip the previews buy a blu-ray player it's 2013 and hd is amazing

if a dvd won't let you skip the previews buy a blu-ray player it's 2013 and hd is amazing  Actual Advice Mallard

Sit down to pee There won't ever be a mess to clean up

Sit down to pee There won't ever be a mess to clean up  Actual Advice Mallard

If you give yourself relatively high standards it will be easier to pass higher expectations

If you give yourself relatively high standards it will be easier to pass higher expectations  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to /R/cringe and r/cringepics You'll Learn What not to post on facebook (or internet in general)

Go to /R/cringe and r/cringepics You'll Learn What not to post on facebook (or internet in general)  Actual Advice Mallard

Downvote all Confession Bear memes They're all either lies, or mundane crap that nobody cares about.

Downvote all Confession Bear memes They're all either lies, or mundane crap that nobody cares about.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you aren't willing to adjust your driving habits for fuel efficiency don't buy a hybrid. The extra weight will cause you to lose back a good portion of the increased mileage.

If you aren't willing to adjust your driving habits for fuel efficiency don't buy a hybrid. The extra weight will cause you to lose back a good portion of the increased mileage.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont bring your gf or SO around your friends there is always at least one of them that is willing to fuck her

Dont bring your gf or SO around your friends there is always at least one of them that is willing to fuck her   Actual Advice Mallard

don't be rude to cashiers they are a fucking person

don't be rude to cashiers they are a fucking person  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're wanting to kill yourself go talk to someone about whats bothering you.

If you're wanting to kill yourself go talk to someone about whats bothering you.  Actual Advice Mallard
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