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If you lay toilet paper across the surface of the water, when taking a dump, it will prevent the likelihood of any splash back.

If you lay toilet paper across the surface of the water, when taking a dump, it will prevent the likelihood of any splash back. Actual Advice Mallard
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Reddit no longer believes your friend did it? Say it was a friend of a friend. That's much more believable.

Reddit no longer believes your friend did it? Say it was a friend of a friend. That's much more believable. Actual Advice Mallard
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Have to fart while lying next to your sleeping girlfriend? Point your butt away from her and hold your cheeks open with your hands

Have to fart while lying next to your sleeping girlfriend? Point your butt away from her and hold your cheeks open with your hands Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're getting married because "It's time" don't get married

If you're getting married because
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Participating in a debate on Reddit is impossible Unless you utilize smaller subreddits

Participating in a debate on Reddit is impossible Unless you utilize smaller subreddits Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button just right click the taskbar and click 'start task manager'

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button just right click the taskbar and click 'start task manager' Actual Advice Mallard
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If yuo're drfunk Dno't go on fcaeboook

If yuo're drfunk Dno't go on fcaeboook Actual Advice Mallard
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When using your computer in class Turn your screen brightness down

When using your computer in class Turn your screen brightness down Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are colourblind Don't take any of my advice

If you are colourblind Don't take any of my advice Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're breaking up with your girlfriend don't text her to break up

If you're breaking up with your girlfriend don't text her to break up Actual Advice Mallard
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