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If you want free karma Repost life pro tips as Actual Advice Mallards

If you want free karma Repost life pro tips as Actual Advice Mallards  Actual Advice Mallard

Please not another meme don't we have enough already

Please not another meme don't we have enough already  Actual Advice Mallard

if you ever buy spring onion, use what you need and plant the rest in the garden you'll never have to buy spring onion ever again.

if you ever buy spring onion,
use what you need
and plant the rest in the garden you'll never have to buy
spring onion ever again.  Actual Advice Mallard

Forgot someone's name? Ask them their name, after they tell you,say that you meant their last name

Forgot someone's name? Ask them their name, after they tell you,say that you meant their last name  Actual Advice Mallard

Check out r/LifeProTips for actual advice and leave r/adviceanimals alone

Check out r/LifeProTips for actual advice and leave r/adviceanimals alone  Actual Advice Mallard

Tangled Decoration lights? Wrap them around used egg cartons

Tangled Decoration lights? Wrap them around used egg cartons  Actual Advice Mallard

If you take just a few extra moments to park correctly people won't think you are an asshole

If you take just a few extra moments to park correctly  people won't think you are an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

Want a lot of karma? Give some bad advice with Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a lot of karma? Give some bad advice with Malicious Advice Mallard   Actual Advice Mallard

Dropped your soap in the shower? Slide it up the side of the tub to easily pick it up

Dropped your soap in the shower? Slide it up the side of the tub to easily pick it up  Actual Advice Mallard

WHEN YOU ARE VERY DRUNK LAY DOWN SLOWLY AND AVOID DRASTIC HEAD MOVEMENTS TO ALLEVIATE THE SPINS

WHEN YOU ARE VERY DRUNK LAY DOWN SLOWLY AND AVOID DRASTIC HEAD MOVEMENTS TO ALLEVIATE THE SPINS  Actual Advice Mallard
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