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If you're in a frat, you can get into Delta Pi Toronto's Sweetest Sin For $5  Actual Advice Mallard

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talk to a girl and you will get laid  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you want to see boobs Visit /new of r/adviceanimals and look at all of the new good girl liberal memes  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you stop sweating when you're running stop running and drink some water  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you want your girlfriend to have anal sex with you Pay her in butt bucks  Actual Advice Mallard

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Leading someone on for favors makes you a slut  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you wanted me to be your Valentine You shouldn't of put me in the friendzone  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you wan't a nice car Buy it one year used, almost new but Much cheaper  Actual Advice Mallard

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Pause the video and change the quality to a lower setting change quality back to desired setting and watch the video buffer  Actual Advice Mallard

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If people ask what you want for your birthday Tell every person something different.  Actual Advice Mallard
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