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If your wife leaves her period stained panties soaking in sink don't bring it up now. save it for ammo when you do something equally gross later

If your wife leaves her period stained panties soaking in sink don't bring it up now. save it for ammo when you do something equally gross later Actual Advice Mallard
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Participate more in life You'll have more to talk about

Participate more in life You'll have more to talk about Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont worry about posting anti-government comments on reddit its search function is impenetrable to nsa survailance

Dont worry about posting anti-government comments on reddit its search function is impenetrable to nsa survailance Actual Advice Mallard
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if you sign up for a free trial Figure out how to cancel as soon as you sign up for it, create a reminder the day before, and cancel it before you get charged

if you sign up for a free trial Figure out how to cancel as soon as you sign up for it, create a reminder the day before, and cancel it before you get charged Actual Advice Mallard
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If you cut a hole in an apple and microwave it for 30 seconds it kinda feels like a vagina.

If you cut a hole in an apple and microwave it for 30 seconds it kinda feels like a vagina. Actual Advice Mallard
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When flying, take a flat rate envelope with you. If you forget to leave something banned from a plane, you can mail it back

When flying, take a flat rate envelope with you. If you forget to leave something banned from a plane, you can mail it back Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to look smart read the book before coming to class

if you want to look smart read the book before coming to class Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are a female and wish to be treated as an equal by men Don't complain when we don't hold doors open, don't buy you drinks, and expect you to pay for the $50 meal you just ordered

If you are a female and wish to be treated as an equal by men Don't complain when we don't hold doors open, don't buy you drinks, and expect you to pay for the $50 meal you just ordered Actual Advice Mallard
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Spend time with those close to you tomorrow it might be too late

Spend time with those close to you tomorrow it might be too late Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to start working out, but are too afraid of judgement at the gym, go early in the morning. There aren't alot of people there, and the ones who are will respect your dedication to waking up early to go.

If you want to start working out, but are too afraid of judgement at the gym, go early in the morning. There aren't alot of people there, and the ones who are will respect your dedication to waking up early to go. Actual Advice Mallard
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