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Nervous about what to do with your hands when you first kiss a girl? Put them on her hips. It's intimate, but not too intimate.

Nervous about what to do with your hands when you first kiss a girl? Put them on her hips. It's intimate, but not too intimate.  Actual Advice Mallard

tierd of getting shit in your ass hair? spread your cheeks after you sit down

tierd of getting shit in your ass hair? spread your cheeks after you sit down  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think paper reinforcements are not worth it Tape over the ripped holes and repunch new holes in the sheet

If you think paper reinforcements are not worth  it Tape over the ripped holes and repunch new holes in the sheet  Actual Advice Mallard

Automatic toilet flush too much? Cover the sensor with a clean strip of toilet paper and finish your business in peace.

Automatic toilet flush too much? Cover the sensor with a clean strip of toilet paper and finish your business in peace.   Actual Advice Mallard

On some sports channels if you change the language it will eliminate the commentator audio

On some sports channels if you change the language it will eliminate the commentator audio  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't stop hiccuping? Eat a spoon full of peanut butter

Can't stop hiccuping? Eat a spoon full of peanut butter  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to learn about a subject? set your home site to one dedicated to the subject; you'll at least catch the headlines before logging on to reddit. Maybe learn a thing or two.

Want to learn about a subject?  set your home site to one dedicated to the subject;
you'll at least catch the headlines before logging on to reddit. Maybe learn a thing or two.  Actual Advice Mallard

Nod to men and smile to women you pass on the street it's a polite way to build confidence and people like being acknowledged

Nod to men and smile to women you pass on the street it's a polite way to build confidence and people like being acknowledged  Actual Advice Mallard

If you make an OAG meme about a current girlfriend You should break up with her because it only gets worse

If you make an OAG meme about a current girlfriend You should break up with her because it only gets worse  Actual Advice Mallard

If you hug a girl smaller than you, grab her at the waist and pick her up That way you don't strain your back, and most girls even like it.

If you hug a girl smaller than you, grab her at the waist and pick her up That way you don't strain your back, and most girls even like it.  Actual Advice Mallard
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