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TO AVOID HAVING YOUR REAL WALLET STOLEN CARRY A THIRD WALLET

TO AVOID HAVING YOUR REAL WALLET STOLEN CARRY A THIRD WALLET Actual Advice Mallard
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take an online defensive driving course it costs very little and lowers your auto insurance premiums for 3 years

take an online defensive driving course it costs very little and lowers your auto insurance premiums for 3 years Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to bring food into a movie theatre? Tell them you're diabetic, they won't argue if they think your life is on the line.

Want to bring food into a movie theatre? Tell them you're diabetic, they won't argue if they think your life is on the line. Actual Advice Mallard
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when beginning a new workout routine, start on a friday not a monday You'll be sore for about 2 days if you haven't worked out in a while

when beginning a new workout routine, start on a friday not a monday You'll be sore for about 2 days if you haven't worked out in a while Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want someone to read your email first, send it with low priority if the option is available Almost no one sends email with low priority and the special icon will stick out - people will want to click it first if only out of curiosity.

If you want someone to read your email first, send it with low priority if the option is available Almost no one sends email with low priority and the special icon will stick out - people will want to click it first if only out of curiosity. Actual Advice Mallard
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Curious about that unknown number? Try Adding it to your phone contacts and allowing Facebook to "find your friends"

Curious about that unknown number? Try Adding it to your phone contacts and allowing Facebook to
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If you want actual advice ask your parents or grandparents because i am a duck, what the fuck do i know that you don't already

If you want actual advice ask your parents or grandparents because i am a duck, what the fuck do i know that you don't already Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever possible, wait to pee until after your workout The sudden loss of internal heat will help you cool down much faster

Whenever possible, wait to pee until after your workout The sudden loss of internal heat will help you cool down much faster Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get arrested for any reason... Only say 'I intend to cooperate fully, but I would like to speak with my lawyer first'

If you get arrested for any reason... Only say 'I intend to cooperate fully, but I would like to speak with my lawyer first' Actual Advice Mallard
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Do what you want to do Not what you don't want to do

Do what you want to do Not what you don't want to do Actual Advice Mallard
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