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Want to give your opinion and contribute to the conversation? Don't

Want to give your opinion and contribute to the conversation? Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're on your period avoid shark infested waters

if you're on your period avoid shark infested waters  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make a quick easy mil? find a black guy that looks like Chris Donner and turn him in

Want to make a quick easy mil? find a black guy that looks like Chris Donner and turn him in  Actual Advice Mallard

Next time you get a boner in class, untie your shoe. If the teacher calls you to the board, you'll buy yourself time to tie the shoe and lose the boner.

Next time you get a boner in class, untie your shoe. If the teacher calls you to the board, you'll buy yourself time to tie the shoe and lose the boner.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't loan money to family members Either give it as a gift, or don't give it at all

Don't loan money to family members Either give it as a gift, or don't give it at all  Actual Advice Mallard

Blackjack bender memes that complain about younger people on reddit aren't fucking funny anymore

Blackjack bender memes that complain about younger people on reddit aren't  fucking funny anymore  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want more oral sex Don't leave the bathroom door open while you're using the toilet

If you want more oral sex Don't leave the bathroom door open while you're using the toilet  Actual Advice Mallard

don't lie on your online dating profile if you meet the person of your dreams, but you already lied, you may lose them forever when they find out

don't lie on your online dating profile if you meet the person of your dreams, but you already lied, you may lose them forever when they find out  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get sharpie on the wall put toothpaste on it then wait 10 minutes then wipe off and add rubbing alcohol

If you get sharpie on the wall put toothpaste on it then wait 10 minutes then wipe off and add rubbing alcohol   Actual Advice Mallard

Before submitting a [10] guy meme See if it wouldn't fit better under Sudden Clarity Clarence

Before submitting a [10] guy meme See if it wouldn't fit better under Sudden Clarity Clarence  Actual Advice Mallard
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