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If you're starting to feel nauseous You may want to go ahead and lift that toilet lid

If you're starting to feel nauseous You may want to go ahead and lift that toilet lid Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Pick high-seed upsets in the first round if you're wrong it'll cost you far more later in the tournament

Don't Pick high-seed upsets in the first round if you're wrong it'll cost you far more later in the tournament Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ask an idiot what their middle name is They'll just turn it into a joke involving his surname (e.g. 1st=dominic, 3rd=seamen, 2nd= makes... Dominic makes seamen

Never ask an idiot what their middle name is They'll just turn it into a joke involving his surname (e.g. 1st=dominic, 3rd=seamen, 2nd= makes... Dominic makes seamen Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need directions Ask someone who's waiting for a local bus

If you need directions Ask someone who's waiting for a local bus Actual Advice Mallard
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There is a big difference between Emma Stone and Emma starr

There is a big difference between Emma Stone and Emma starr Actual Advice Mallard
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if you open a linkedin account don't leave it inactive with 12 connections. it makes you look like a total putz.

if you open a linkedin account don't leave it inactive with 12 connections. it makes you look like a total putz. Actual Advice Mallard
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Pants THEN shoes.

Pants THEN shoes. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't brush a stray hair off someones shirt They might start to bleed and hysterically cry in front of everyone

Don't brush a stray hair off someones shirt They might start to bleed and hysterically cry in front of everyone Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't have a fancy couch or a table nearby when you need a cupholder Use your shoe. It acts as a portable cupholder and you don't have to worry about knocking over your drink

If you don't have a fancy couch or a table nearby when you need a cupholder Use your shoe. It acts as a portable cupholder and you don't have to worry about knocking over your drink Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you get comfortable in bed Turn off the light

Before you get comfortable in bed Turn off the light Actual Advice Mallard
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