Actual Advice Mallard

If you leave People subtle hints We won't get it

If you leave People subtle hints We won't get it  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you poop, put some toilet paper in the bowl The paper will keep the poop from splashing you with toilet water

Before you poop, put some toilet paper in the bowl The paper will keep the poop from splashing you with toilet water  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're gonna be dumb You better be tough

If you're gonna be dumb You better be tough  Actual Advice Mallard

Best advice my father gave me

Best advice my father gave me   Actual Advice Mallard

Listen to your heart And don't take dating advice from a redditor through a duck meme.

Listen to your heart And don't take dating advice from a redditor through a duck meme.  Actual Advice Mallard

order from a local florist the big national flower retailers usually use a local florist for fulfillment anyway and you might as well be giving all of the money to the local business

order from a local florist the big national flower retailers usually use a local florist for fulfillment anyway and you might as well be giving all of the money to the local business  Actual Advice Mallard

After a night of heavy drinking Never trust a fart

After a night of heavy drinking Never trust a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know if your spaghetti is done? Throw it against the wall, if it sticks it is done.

Don't know if your spaghetti is done? Throw it against the wall, if it sticks it is done.  Actual Advice Mallard

want some easy karma? post an actual advice mallard about how if you're feeling suicidal you should seek professional help

want some easy karma? post an actual advice mallard about how if you're feeling suicidal you should seek professional help  Actual Advice Mallard

Want Karma? Post a picture of kittens and lie about them being trapped in a wall.

Want Karma? Post a picture of kittens and lie about them being trapped in a wall.  Actual Advice Mallard
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