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It makes more sense economically to buy a house rather than rent an apartment... If you plan on living in it for at least 5 years or more

It makes more sense economically to buy a house rather than rent an apartment... If you plan on living in it for at least 5 years or more Actual Advice Mallard
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next time you go on vacation drop off a couple of job applications That way you can write off the whole trip as "job hunting" on your taxes

next time you go on vacation drop off a couple of job applications That way you can write off the whole trip as
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IF you want to avoid highschool redditors Go on in the morning, They will be sleeping form being on reddit all night.

IF you want to avoid highschool redditors Go on in the morning, They will be sleeping form being on reddit all night. Actual Advice Mallard
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Have an old video game system you're not playing? Take out the AA Batteries They can be used elsewhere, and it will prevent acid from leaking out causing damage

Have an old video game system you're not playing? Take out the AA Batteries They can be used elsewhere, and it will prevent acid from leaking out causing damage Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't tell people you get your advice from a mallard They won't take you seriously even if it is actual advice.

Don't tell people you get your advice from a mallard They won't take you seriously even if it is actual advice. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to archive a thread on 4chan for your own personal reading Don't screencap it. ctrl+S will save it as a webpage on your harddrive, and it will take up significantly less space.

If you want to archive a thread on 4chan for your own personal reading Don't screencap it. ctrl+S will save it as a webpage on your harddrive, and it will take up significantly less space. Actual Advice Mallard
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ladies, if a guy left the toilet seat up, it's not the end of the world put it down and go about your business. problem solved.

ladies, if a guy left the toilet seat up, it's not the end of the world put it down and go about your business. problem solved. Actual Advice Mallard
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Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew. Chew while studying and during the test to jog your memory.

Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew. Chew while studying and during the test to jog your memory. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend has a mustache she might have some serious medical issues, especially if she's gained weight, seems depressed, has bad acne, and/or is missing periods

if your girlfriend has a mustache she might have some serious medical issues, especially if she's gained weight, seems depressed, has bad acne, and/or is missing periods Actual Advice Mallard
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Put some toilet paper in the bowl before you start to poop To keep the water from splashing your butt

Put some toilet paper in the bowl before you start to poop To keep the water from splashing your butt Actual Advice Mallard
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