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IF YOU'RE PERFECTLY HAPPY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND LIVING WITH YOUR PARTNER DON'T WASTE A SHIT-TON OF MONEY ON A ONE-DAY PARTY

IF YOU'RE PERFECTLY HAPPY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND LIVING WITH YOUR PARTNER DON'T WASTE A SHIT-TON OF MONEY ON A ONE-DAY PARTY  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep a picture of a baby or a puppy in your wallet If you lose it, people are more likely to feel bad return it

Keep a picture of a baby or a puppy in your wallet If you lose it, people are more likely to feel bad return it  Actual Advice Mallard

click and type louder it makes you sound like you're working harder.

click and type louder it makes you sound like you're working harder.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a funny post actually makes you laugh out loud Don't forget to upvote it

If a funny post actually makes you laugh out loud Don't forget to upvote it  Actual Advice Mallard

Want your comment to get more upvotes? Upvote the post, more people will see your comment

Want your comment to get more upvotes? Upvote the post, more people will see your comment  Actual Advice Mallard

buy in the off season it will most likely be cheaper

buy in the off season it will most likely be cheaper  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you are a sex worker who has not contracted AIDS yet You should not take a vacation

If you are a sex worker who has not contracted AIDS yet You should not take a vacation  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want an idea of what your gf or wife will look like in the future look at their mother

If you want an idea of what your gf or wife will look like in the future look at their mother   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to pick up a girl Don't take advice from a duck

If you want to pick up a girl Don't take advice from a duck  Actual Advice Mallard
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