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Cold at night? Wear Socks

Cold at night? Wear Socks  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take a girl ice skating If you don't know how to ice skate

Don't take a girl ice skating If you don't know how to ice skate  Actual Advice Mallard

Use hydrofluoric acid to get rid of dead bodies

Use hydrofluoric acid to get rid of dead bodies  Actual Advice Mallard

If you find yourself not being able to pay all your bills on time Work more hours and spend less money

If you find yourself not being able to pay all your bills on time Work more hours and spend less money  Actual Advice Mallard

a bucket of ice, 2 cups of salt and water makes beer/soda cans cold in 3 minutes

a bucket of ice, 
2 cups of salt and water makes beer/soda cans cold in 3 minutes
  Actual Advice Mallard

Find something that's actually witty and post it for karma

Find something that's actually witty and post it for karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Take advice From a duck

Don't Take advice From a duck  Actual Advice Mallard

Chest pains after quitting smoking? fasting makes them go bye bye

Chest pains after 
quitting smoking? fasting makes them go bye bye  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't have time to iron clothes for the day? Throw them in the dryer for 10 minutes on "high" while you get ready

Don't have time to iron clothes for the day? Throw them in the dryer for 10 minutes on

Having trouble cutting pizza? Try using scissors

Having trouble cutting pizza? Try using scissors  Actual Advice Mallard
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