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When making pasta boil water in a kettle before pouring into the pot

When making pasta boil water in a kettle before pouring into the pot Actual Advice Mallard
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In a good mood? Go to frontpage or subreddits of your choice. Add this to your favorites: javascript:$(".up").click();void(0); when you feel like it, click the favorite and every post on the page will be upvoted!

In a good mood? Go to frontpage or subreddits of your choice. Add this to your favorites: javascript:$(
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Want to know what eating out a girl tastes like? Lick the palm of your hand.

Want to know what eating out a girl tastes like? Lick the palm of your hand. Actual Advice Mallard
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to make awesome ramen crack an egg in and mix thoroughly just before adding seasoning

to make awesome ramen crack an egg in and mix thoroughly just before adding seasoning Actual Advice Mallard
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want to avoid embarrassing noises on the toilet? put some toilet paper in the splash zone.

want to avoid embarrassing noises on the toilet? put some toilet paper in the splash zone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Telling someone they look like Adele is not a compliment

Telling someone they look like Adele is not a compliment Actual Advice Mallard
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rub shaving cream on your mirror and then wipe it off If you want to prevent fog on your mirror after you shower

rub shaving cream on your mirror and then wipe it off If you want to prevent fog on your mirror after you shower Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to gamestop, buy a pre-owned game and get all possible achievements Return the game within 7 days and get your full refund

Go to gamestop, buy a pre-owned game and get all possible achievements Return the game within 7 days and get your full refund Actual Advice Mallard
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College textbooks too expensive? Ask the teacher if you can just buy just the cliffnotes. Sometimes they'll say yes and its 1/10 of the price.

College textbooks too expensive? Ask the teacher if you can just buy just the cliffnotes. Sometimes they'll say yes and its 1/10 of the price. Actual Advice Mallard
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when manually resizing a graphic in any image editing program hold down the Shift key to scale it proportionately

when manually resizing a graphic in any image editing program hold down the Shift key to scale it proportionately Actual Advice Mallard
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