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pulling out is not a reliable method of birth control. use a condom instead.

pulling out is not a reliable method of birth control. use a condom instead. Actual Advice Mallard
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Before judging people who smoke pot try smoking pot to have an actual basis for your arguments

Before judging people who smoke pot try smoking pot to have an actual basis for your arguments Actual Advice Mallard
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have a drinking problem? chew strong peppermint gum, it makes beer taste horrible.

have a drinking problem? chew strong peppermint gum, it makes beer taste horrible. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you own a flesh-light properly clean it before and after each use

if you own a flesh-light properly clean it before and after each use Actual Advice Mallard
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If he answers every text you send, while he is playing an online game he is really into you

If he answers every text you send, while he is playing an online game he is really into you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to think about if you're high or not You're high

If you have to think about if you're high or not You're high Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone appears to be waving at you but actually was waving to someone near you but you already started waving back make it appear that you were waving to someone behind the person fake waving at you

if someone appears to be waving at you but actually was waving to someone near you but you already started waving back make it appear that you were waving to someone behind the person fake waving at you Actual Advice Mallard
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the reason honey-boo-boo and the like are on TV is that people actually watch them.

the reason honey-boo-boo and the like are on TV is that people actually watch them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat leftovers from dinner as lunch for the next day It's better than school lunch and there will be less food in the fridge, further tempting your parents to order food for dinner

Eat leftovers from dinner as lunch for the next day It's better than school lunch and there will be less food in the fridge, further tempting your parents to order food for dinner Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to stay friends with someone, Don't EVER live with them.

If you want to stay friends with someone, Don't EVER live with them. Actual Advice Mallard
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