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Need advice on how to seal the deal? Two words: Gang rape

Need advice on how to seal the deal? Two words: Gang rape Actual Advice Mallard
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To karamawhore this meme ripoff r/lifehacks and r/lifeprotips

To karamawhore this meme ripoff r/lifehacks and r/lifeprotips Actual Advice Mallard
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Try microwaving your fresh garlic for 10-15 seconds before you peel it. The annoying skin will slip right off!

Try microwaving your fresh garlic for 10-15 seconds before you peel it. The annoying skin will slip right off! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't find a mate just look for the nearest corpse

If you can't find a mate just look for the nearest corpse Actual Advice Mallard
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Tie knots towards the ends of your shoelaces You'll never pull the loops through too much again

Tie knots towards the ends of your shoelaces You'll never pull the loops through too much again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to post your asshole to gonewild Bleach that fucker first

If you're going to post your asshole to gonewild Bleach that fucker first Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to talk to a human instead of an automated phone tree? press 0 once or twice

Want to talk to a human instead of an automated phone tree? press 0 once or twice Actual Advice Mallard
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If you never enter into the social contract known as marriage You won't have a 50/50 chance of losing 50% of your belongings

If you never enter into the social contract known as marriage You won't have a 50/50 chance of losing 50% of your belongings Actual Advice Mallard
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Set your alarm an hour earlier than the time you have to get up A lie in everyday

Set your alarm an hour earlier than the time you have to get up A lie in everyday Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to start and finish a paper during finals week Talk to a librarian. They'll help you find better sources than Google ever will.

If you have to start and finish a paper during finals week Talk to a librarian. They'll help you find better sources than Google ever will. Actual Advice Mallard
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