Actual Advice Mallard

Do 30 mins of exercise a day every fucking day

Do 30 mins of exercise a day every fucking day  Actual Advice Mallard

Go out and get a present for your mother, tomorrow is Mother's Day

Go out and get a present 

 for your mother, tomorrow is Mother's Day  Actual Advice Mallard

Signal

 Signal  Actual Advice Mallard

when in doubt rub one out

when in doubt rub one out  Actual Advice Mallard

if you wait for a girl to make the first move she won't

if you wait for a girl to make the first move she won't  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're girlfriend's on her period and you're horny buy expensive chocolate, melt it and pour it on your dick

if you're girlfriend's on her period and you're horny buy expensive chocolate, melt it and pour it on your dick  Actual Advice Mallard

Feeling depressed or down all the time? Find a hobby. Cook, bake, play music, read, write. anything to prove yourself that you can make yourself happy.

Feeling depressed or down all the time? Find a hobby.  Cook, bake, play music, read, write. anything to prove yourself that you can make yourself happy.  Actual Advice Mallard

Shoes wet? Stuff them with newspaper over night

Shoes wet? Stuff them with newspaper over night   Actual Advice Mallard

When Moving Go to a liquor store to get boxes (and booze)

When Moving Go to a liquor store to get boxes (and booze)  Actual Advice Mallard

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