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everyone says not to judge a book by its cover but they do anyway. Look sharp.

everyone says not to judge a book by its cover but they do anyway. Look sharp. Actual Advice Mallard
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not many entry level jobs actually require 2-3 years experience. they just say it does to weed out potential applicants. apply anyway, if they like you they'll hire and train you.

not many entry level jobs actually require 2-3 years experience. they just say it does to weed out potential applicants. apply anyway, if they like you they'll hire and train you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't read animal cruelty posts on reddit Unless you want to be terribly depressed with a sore heart for the rest of the day

Don't read animal cruelty posts on reddit Unless you want to be terribly depressed with a sore heart for the rest of the day Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're writing about being unbothered by something Use fazed. Phased means a step in a process.

If you're writing about being unbothered by something Use fazed. Phased means a step in a process. Actual Advice Mallard
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There's a subreddit for confession bears It can be found at reddit.com/r/dae

There's a subreddit for confession bears It can be found at reddit.com/r/dae Actual Advice Mallard
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If you type '30skip' into the directv smart search the advance 30 second button instantly skips 30 seconds from then on

If you type '30skip' into the directv smart search the advance 30 second button instantly skips 30 seconds from then on Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking about buying a new car? Wash your current car

Thinking about buying a new car? Wash your current car Actual Advice Mallard
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FAT and/or UGLY CHICKS give the best head

FAT and/or UGLY CHICKS give the best head Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Cunt

Don't Cunt Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're pooping and don't want to leave a bad odor, light a piece of toilet paper on fire then drop it in the bowl the smoke will mask the odor, and once you've flushed, you leave no trace of the burning paper

if you're pooping and don't want to leave a bad odor, light a piece of toilet paper on fire then drop it in the bowl the smoke will mask the odor, and once you've flushed, you leave no trace of the burning paper Actual Advice Mallard
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