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Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill before bed

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill before bed Actual Advice Mallard
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Always charge your trimmer before you start trimming your hair

Always charge your trimmer before you start trimming your hair Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone yells duck, don't turn and look duck

If someone yells duck, don't turn and look duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you loose someone you love, It's ok to cry

If you loose someone you love, It's ok to cry Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to sneeze. Press your tongue tongue towards your palate, this stops the sneeze.

If you're about to sneeze. Press your tongue tongue towards your palate, this stops the sneeze. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you address your cover letter to "Dear Sir" You just cut your interview odds in half

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Take care of your possessions and they'll take care of you

Take care of your possessions and they'll take care of you Actual Advice Mallard
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If she gets emotional over something minor You probably forgot to do the dishes

If she gets emotional over something minor You probably forgot to do the dishes Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't pick what you like Pick what's easy

Don't pick what you like Pick what's easy Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't complain It not only ruins your day, but other people's day as well

Don't complain It not only ruins your day, but other people's day as well Actual Advice Mallard
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