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learn about wine and craft beers women will think you are more dignified and smarter than the guys who are noted for their beer bong/pong/drinking game skills.

learn about wine and craft beers women will think you are more dignified and smarter than the guys who are noted for their beer bong/pong/drinking game skills.   Actual Advice Mallard

stick with the Only machine in the casino that guarantees a pay out the atm

stick with the Only machine in the casino that guarantees a pay out the atm  Actual Advice Mallard

having trouble getting link karma? Create an online dating profile and keep r/creepypms in mind

having trouble getting link karma? Create an online dating profile and keep r/creepypms in mind  Actual Advice Mallard

if you really can't sleep during the night... ...take a hot shower or bath; high temperature contact relaxes muscles, plus a glass of water helps.

if you really can't sleep during the night... ...take a hot shower or bath; high temperature contact relaxes muscles, plus a glass of water helps.  Actual Advice Mallard

Need Karma but are lazy, uncreative, unfunny & can't generate OC Use this Meme

Need Karma but are lazy, uncreative, unfunny & can't generate OC Use this Meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Put something obvious on an Actual Advice Mallard You get more karma that way than putting actual advice

Put something obvious on an Actual Advice Mallard You get more karma that way than putting actual advice  Actual Advice Mallard

Spaghetti

 Spaghetti  Actual Advice Mallard

Gives us advice on how to pick up chicks Uses gang rape as means of mating

Gives us advice on how to pick up chicks Uses gang rape as means of mating  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't marry her if she cheated on her previous SO It is only a matter of time before she cheats on you.

Don't marry her if she cheated on her previous SO It is only a matter of time before she cheats on you.   Actual Advice Mallard

If your SO is always worried about you cheating They could be projecting

If your SO is always worried about you cheating They could be projecting  Actual Advice Mallard
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