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If you want to survive on a deserted island Learn to dual wield a pistol and a torch

If you want to survive on a deserted island Learn to dual wield a pistol and a torch  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to hold in laughs hold your nose

If you're trying to hold in laughs hold your nose  Actual Advice Mallard

Always pronounce the "T" in the word "often". that's the way it was intendedto be pronounced.

Always pronounce the

Want your kids to listen? Then maybe you should listen to them when they are talking

Want your kids to listen? Then maybe you should listen to them when they are talking  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use too much text when trying to create something to get alot of upvotes. Most people don't like reading a lot of text. If you enter a lot of text you'll Probably get a bunch of trolls commenting telling you that they didn't read it because its to

Don't use too much text when trying to create something to get alot of upvotes.  Most people don't like reading a lot of text.  If you enter a lot of text you'll Probably get a bunch of trolls commenting telling you that they didn't read it because its to  Actual Advice Mallard

download the Reddit Enhancement Suite browser plug-in you can view reddit in night mode and see upvotes vs downvotes

download the Reddit Enhancement Suite browser plug-in   you can view reddit in night mode and see upvotes vs downvotes  Actual Advice Mallard

SINGLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY? DON'T GET ON FACEBOOK.

SINGLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY? DON'T GET ON FACEBOOK.  Actual Advice Mallard

YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF, YOU CAN ALWAYS PLEASE YOURSELF

YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF, YOU CAN ALWAYS PLEASE YOURSELF  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone tells you it's -40 degrees outside don't ask them "Fahrenheit, or celsius?"

if someone tells you it's
 -40 degrees outside don't ask them

If you introduce your mom to reddit don't brows /r/milf

If you introduce your 
mom to reddit don't brows /r/milf  Actual Advice Mallard
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